Your honor joke

“Your honor,” a defense attorney began, “I have a series of witnesses that can testify that Mr Johnson was nowhere near the scene of the crime when it occurred.” The judge looked at the defense table and said, “This is the third time you’ve been in this court room this week, and I’m getting sick of hearing your lies.” The defendant stood up with a confused expression and said, “Your honor, you must be mistaken. I’ve never been here in my life.” Waving his finger, the judge replied, “I was referring to your lawyer.”

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