Wife hits her husband over the head

A man’s wife hits him across the head. He says “What’s that for?”
She says “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Sexy Sarah’ written on it”. Quick as a flash he says “That’s the name of a horse l bet on today” – she apologises. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan. He says, “What the hell was that for?” She replies, “Your horse just phoned!”

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