Why I carry a gun around the house joke

My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said, “The decepticons.” She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time!

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