Top tip for a drink driver!

One night a police officer was stalking out a rowdy bar hoping to catch a drunk driver. At closing time a fellow stumbled out of the bar, tripping on the curb, and trying his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The officer followed and stopped the driver, read him his rights and took the breathalyser test. With the results showing 0.0, the officer demanded to know how this was possible.

The driver replied: “Tonight, I’m the designated Decoy”

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