Tag: wife in a coma joke

NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND!
A wife had been in a coma for months and suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor change.
So they told the husband that a little oral sex might bring her round.
They drew the curtains but after a few minutes her monitor flatlined- no pulse no heartbeat.
When the nurses asked him what happened he replied “I think she choked”.