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What would you do if I died?

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not – don’t you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I’d get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Husband: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.

Wife: – – – silence – – –

Husband: shit.


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