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Torres and John terry in the shower joke

In the showers for the first time at stamford bridge Torres see’s John Terry’s cock , “fooooking ell John de siizze of that, no wonder Bridges wife ,she like you yes but how do you get it so biiiiig?” Terry says ” ah its an old trick mate, when am goin up the old apples and pairs for a bit of how’s ya father i whack it against the bannister all the way up”. Torres goes home that night and and starts whacking his dick on the bannister on his way to bed when his missus shouts “john is that you?”

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