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Top 5 wife jokes

5 funny wife jokes:

One: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Two: She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in!”.
Three: She got mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Four: Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Five: She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair.

Top 5 wife jokes

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