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Top 10 stupid jokes of 2011

Here are Jokideos top 10 stupid jokes:

1) I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

2) I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘No, the steaks are too high.’

3) My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

4) I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle

5) So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it..’

6) Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other ‘Your round.’ The other one says ‘So are you, you fat bastard!’

7) A man walked into the doctors, he said, ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places’. The doctor said, ‘Well don’t go there anymore!

8) A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ‘Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!’ The doctor replied, ‘I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off’.

9) Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

10) Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says ‘I’ll give you some cream to put on it.’

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