Tag: thousand pound joke

Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her £1000 if she’ll have sex with him. “I’ll throw the money on the floor, u bend down & I’ll be finished by the time u pick it up.” the Girl consults her boyfriend. He advises her go 4 it & pick it up real fast, He wont have a chance!
An hour later he calls her & asks what’s going on…
“I can hardly walk” She replys “The bastard used pound coins.