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Two men applied for the same job

Two men applied for the same position. They had the same qualifications. In order to determine which to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test. Both men missed only one of the questions. The manager said to the first applicant, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.”
“But why? We both answered 9 out of the 10 questions correctly,” said the rejected applicant.
“We based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,” said the manager. “Your fellow applicant put down for #5, ‘I don’t know the answer.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I.’

In what aisle will I find Irish sausage

A customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant asks “Why are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked
for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?” “Probably not” says the assistant. “So why ask me if I’m Irish?” So the assistant says “Because your in Halfords you thick cunt!”