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Funny adult jokes

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way to expensive.” Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh. She turns to him and says, “I dont think so mate. If youre not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell aint riding it!”

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