Two men applied for the same position. They had the same qualifications. In order to determine which to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test. Both men missed only one of the questions. The manager said to the first applicant, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.”
“But why? We both answered 9 out of the 10 questions correctly,” said the rejected applicant.
“We based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,” said the manager. “Your fellow applicant put down for #5, ‘I don’t know the answer.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I.’
There was three guys getting on a plane, the first one had a sandwich, the second one had a bag of peanuts and the third one had a bomb.
While they were up in the air the pilot said that the plane was too heavy and if it didn’t get any weight off of it it was going to crash.
So the first guy drops his sandwich off, but still wasn’t enough, so he jumped off and lived, when he got down he saw this little girl crying and crying and he asked what was the matter and she said that a sandwich hit her on the head, so he said he was sorry.
Meanwhile up in the plane it was still too heavy so the second guy dropped his bag of peanuts off, but it still wasn’t enough so he jumped off and lived, when he got down there he saw this little girl crying and crying, so he asked what was the matter and she said that a bag of peanuts hit her on the head, so he said he was sorry.
Meanwhile up in the plane it was still too heavy so the third guy dropped his bomb off but it still was too heavy so he jumped off and lived when he got down there he saw this little boy laughing and laughing and he asked the little boy what was so funny and he said I farted and a building blew up!!