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Paddy caught drink driving

Policeman pulls over Paddy for speeding
“have you been drinking sir?” Paddy replies
“yes officer i’ve had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes.”
Policeman says
“what the hell are you doing driving ??”
Paddy replies
“I couldn’t fuckin walk”

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