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Paddy and the local farmer

Paddy was taking a walk in the country. In a field he noticed something that intrigued him. Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?

He asked the local farmer.

“Well sir, cattle can do damage with their horns so we usually keep them trimmed down with a hacksaw. You can also treat young calves so their horns never grow. And some breeds don’t have any horns at all,” the farmer replied.

The farmer continued, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it is a horse!”

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