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So wrong but so funny joke

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old friend of mine was bale to give birth. When she discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. “May I see the new baby?” I asked. “Not yet” she said “Ill make coffee and we can chat for a while first.” Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, “May I see the new baby now?” “No, not yet” She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, “May I see the baby now?” “No, no yet,” replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked “Well, when can I see the baby?” “When he cries!” she told me. “When he cries?” I demanded. “Why do I have to wait untill he crys? “Because I forgot where I put him, OK?”

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