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My girlfriend has OCD

A guy hooked up with a girl with OCD last nite. She told him she was obsessed with doin everything alphabetically. So first they did it Anal, then she gave him a Blowjob, then he licked her Clit, and then he took her Deep. Then he got up and got dressed. She shouted, “What about E?” He said, ” I’ve done E sweetheart Ejaculated”. Now I’m doin F, G, and H…..Fucking Going Home!

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