Tag: nightclub joke

Grab your coat fatty youve pulled NOT!

I approached this fat chick in a nightclub and asked her if she had a pen. She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile and said, “Yes I have.” As she reached for her handbag I said, “Well you’d better get back in it then before the Farmer discovers you’re missing.’

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