Tag: new job in a general store jokes

A lad goes for a job in a general store, the boss says let me show u how its done. A customer comes in and asked for a packet of grass seed, the shop keeper says sir, when the grass grows u will need some shears, and after that u will need a lawn mower. The customer says thank u very much I never thought of that. The customer leaves having spent £200 and the boss turns to the lad, and says that is how it is done. The next customer is yours, a man walks in and says to The boy I would like a packet of tampax. The boy replies would u like a lawn mower as well sir? The man says y would I want a lawn mower! The Boy says – Well your weekends fucked, you might as well cut the grass!