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The love dress joke

The love dress joke – A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married sons house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter in law on the couch, totally naked! Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” asked the mother in law. “Im waiting for my husband to come home from work.” said the daughter in law. “Im wearing my love dress” “Love dress? But youre stark naked!!” said the mother in law. “My husband LOVES for me to wear this dress.” she explained. “It excites him to no end! Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages my body for hours, he cant get enough of me” So the mother in law leaves. When she gets home, she goes and gets undressed, showers, puts on her favorite perfume. She then dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and waits for her husband to arrive home. Finally her husband comes home and sees her lying on the couch so provocatively. “What are you doing?!?!” he asks. “This is my Love dress.” she whispers in a sensual voice. “Well… It looks like it needs ironing!” says the husband. Any guess who ended up sleeping on that couch for the next week and a half? LOL!

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