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Old man vs Small boy

One day a small boy was sitting on a park bench eating one chocolate bar after another when an old man walked over to him, shaking his head, and said “Son, eating all that sugar is not good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat!”
The small boy looked over at the elderly gentleman and said, “My grandpa lived to be 107 years old!”
“From eating six chocolate bars at a time?” asked the old man.
“No,” replied the boy, “from minding his own business”


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