Paddy and Mick were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you £10 he’ll jump,” said Paddy. “Bet you £10 he won’t,” said Mick.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. Mick hands Paddy the money.
“I can’t take your money,” said Paddy. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.” “No, no. Take it,” said Mick guy. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”
Hopefully you will have more luck then Paddy did at Mr Green