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Riot in my biscuit tin

There’s been a riot in my biscuit tin!! A bandit called rocky who is a bit crackers has hit a penguin over the head with a club tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and kidnapped a cookie and made a breakaway in a taxi! Police said rocky was last seen after eight in maryland drinking bourbon and hobnobbing a ginger nut police say there isn’t a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger got away with it!!

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