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Man and wife die in an accident

A couple get into an accident and die instantly. When they get to heaven the husband notices that all the ladies are half naked and gorgeous. His wife holds his hand & says “Death is a tragedy but at least we are here together honey”. Husband replies “Fuck that! The priest said till death do us part, I’m fucking single now!”

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