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Lost my keys – funny joke

Leaving the store, I couldn’t find my keys. They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the cars ignition. Hes afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I have them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: “I left my keys in the car and its been stolen.” There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. “Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!” Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “well, come and get me” He retorted, “I will just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your damn car!” Welcome to the golden years….


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