A little boy goes to school on the same bus each day. He always talks about animals and says. ‘If my mum was an elephant and my dad was an elephant id be a baby elephant if my mum was a cat and my dad was a cat id be a kitten” and so on.
One day the bus driver gets annoyed and replys.’if your Mum was a hooker and your Dad was a rapist what would you be??
Kid replies. “I’d be a bus driver”