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Funny jokes – The largest cucumber

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it. “Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one,” I winked. “Youve got me” she giggled, “Do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?” “No thanks,” I replied, “Ive got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches.”

Funny jokes - The largest cucumber

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