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Give me a good excuse and I won’t write you a ticket!

James gets pulled over after a high-speed car chase. “I’m going to help you out,” says the police officer. “Give me a good excuse and I won’t write you a ticket.” “Three weeks ago, my wife left me for a cop,” James explains. “So when I saw your car coming, I thought you were trying to bring her back.”

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