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The mumbling man in hospital

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.
“Nurse”
he mumbles,
“Are my testicles black”?
Nurse raises his gown, holds his dick in one hand and his balls in the other.
She takes a close look & says,
“Theres nothing wrong with them sir”.
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly,
“thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully….!
Are-my-test- res-ults- back”…?

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