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Horse Raffle

The Casey twins had stumbled across a dead horse.

‘What shall we do with it?’ asked Michael.

‘Let’s raffle it,’ said Joseph. ‘£2 a ticket, limited sale of 200 tickets.’

‘But what happens when the winner finds out it’s dead?’ reasoned Michael.

‘Sure, we’ll give him his money back!’ was the reply.

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