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I had to make my wife into a hooker

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she’ll become a hooker.

She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you’ve got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.

She’s not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, “How much?”

“A hundred dollars.”

“Damn. All I’ve got is thirty.”

“Hold on,” she says and runs back to Harry. “What can he get for thirty dollars?”

“A handjob,” Harry replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, “Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”

If you Mum was a hooker and your Dad was a rapist, what would you be?

A little boy goes to school on the same bus each day. He always talks about animals and says. ‘If my mum was an elephant and my dad was an elephant id be a baby elephant if my mum was a cat and my dad was a cat id be a kitten” and so on.

One day the bus driver gets annoyed and replys.’if your Mum was a hooker and your Dad was a rapist what would you be??

Kid replies. “I’d be a bus driver”

Smartest joke of 2011

A man & his date parked by the road & wanted to have sex. The lady said,
“I should have said this earlier,I’m actually a hooker and I charge £20 for sex,” she said.
The man reluctantly paid her, and they had sex. After the act, the man refused to drive.
” Aren’t we going back to town?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have said this before, I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £50.”


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