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funny adult sex jokes

Two cleaner ladies in the mortuary, one says, “I’m having some of that”, pointing to a body with huge erection.
When she’d finished she said “God that was amazing, the best sex I’ve ever had!”
The other said “I couldn’t, it’s my time of the month”
Her mate replied, “I cant see him complaining, can you?”
So her friend got on and after about 10 minutes she heard a moan coming from the corpse, she shouted to her mate “He’s alive!”
To which the corpse said “Alive! Another transfusion like that an’ I’ll be back in work on Monday!”

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