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How to achieve inner peace during Christmas

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that to achieve inner peace during Christmas, we should finish things we started and we would all have more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished. So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey’s, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an, an a boss a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

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