Tag: funny banker jokes

A guy goes into a bank.
The clerk says “Can I help you, sir”
Guy says “Yea u fucking bitch I wanna open a fucking account”
Clerk says “Please there’s no need for cussin”
Guy says “Yo motherfucka I just wanna open a fuckin account.”
Clerk says “Sir I’ll help you but watch your language”
So the manager comes over “Is there a problem here?”
Guy says “Yea mothafucka I’m trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an this motherfuckin’ bitch won’t let me.”
Manager says “Please sir don’t curse and how much are you opening the account with?”
Guy says “7 million $$”
Manager says “And this motherfuckin bitch ain’t helpin’ you?”