Tag: Funny adult jokes – Why dont we make love like the movies

Funny adult jokes – Why dont we make love like the movies

My wife asked me the other night. “Why dont we ever make love like they do in the movies?” So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, rammed it in, grabbed her by the hair and yanked her head back so shed be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came on her face. She was so pissed, turns out we watch different movies…

Funny adult jokes - Why dont we make love like the movies


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