My wife was dieing and I was by her bedside.
she said in a tired voice “there something i must confess!”
I said “shh, theres nothing too confess, everythings all right.”
She said “no I must die in peace………I fucked your brother, your best friend and your father!”
I leaned down and whispered in her ear “I know love, thats why I poisoned you, now close your fucking eyes bitch…..