Frank Carson has died, He was eating cheese and biscuits and started choking. What’s the matter Frank! Just before he expired, he managed to explain ‘it’s a cracker!”.
Frank Carson walked through the Pearly Gates, he was met by Whitney Houston. She said, “Welcome Frank, come on give us one of your famous sayings” Frank replied, “It’s a Crackhead”
Just heard that Frank Carson’s dead. I knew he’d make me laugh eventually.
The shock of hearing about Whitney Houston dying led to Frank Carson’s demise. His last words on his death bed were, “It’s a crack whore.”
Frank Carson- It looks like I’m going to die a slow painful death with cancer, but….. It’s the way I tell them.