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Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Killed any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer, 2 were on the sink.”

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