I’m getting sick and tired of all these Fatima Whitbread jokes…..That’s someone’s Son For Fuck Sake!!
Man city have finally tracked down Carlos Tevez … He is hiding in the Australian jungle … Going under the name of Fatima Whitbread!!
Ant: “Well contestants, the good news is that this Bush Tucker Trial involves one of you eating a penis.” Dec: “The bad news is it’s still attached to Fatima Whitbread!”