I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke and Joooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Man stopped by cops on M6 after being clocked at 120 mph.
Cop says, “Give me one good reason for that speed”. Man ses. “2 months ago, my wife ran off with a traffic cop. When I saw you behind, I thought you were bringing the fucker back”.