Tag: farting jokes

My jewish girlfriend is not impressed

I was in bed with my Jewish girlfriend the other night, and I couldn’t stop farting.It got to the point where she’d had enough, kicked me out of bed and told me to sleep on the couch.’Oh, come on!’ I pleaded, ‘A bit of gas never killed anyone!’Apparently now I’m fucking insensitive too!

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