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Everton FC Chippy joke

Welsh everton fan on his 1st visit takes a wrong turn an gets lost.
He sees a policeman an asks “do u no the way to goodison”
Policeman says “yes take next left on to goodison rd and you will see two queues,a big queue and a small queue. Get in the small queue because the big one is for the chippy”

Kenny Dalglish jokes

When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer kenny dalglish said he would planning tactics so that liverpool will win the premier league next season, david moyes said he will spend the summer shagging kylie minogue, pamela anderson, and angelina jolie! When the journalist told him to be serious moyes pointed to dalglish and said- “well he fuckin started it”!