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Blonde car accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she crashed into a truck.

The truck driver made her pull over into a car park and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tyres.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windscreen.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

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