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Duck walks into a bar joke

A duck walks into a bar. “Have you got any bread?”, The duck asks the barman. …”No.”he replies. The duck asks again, “got any bread?”
“No!” Replies the barman getting a little irate. The duck asks yet again “got any bread?. The barman shouts “IF YOU ASK ME IF IVE GOT ANY BREAD ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I WILL NAIL YOUR BLEEDING BEAK TO THIS BAR!!!”
The duck looks at the barman and asks “got any nails?”….exasperated the barman replies “NO!!”
“Got any bread then……” asks the duck.

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