3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were drunk, so he just switched on the engine and switched it back off straight away.
Told them, we have arrived.
1st guy gave him the money.
2nd guy said “thanks” and got out the taxi.
3rd guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned because he thought he got away with the scam and hoped that none of them realized that the car didn’t move an inch.
Taxi driver asked “what was that slap for?”
3rd guy said “control your speed next time Dick head, you almost killed us….”