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Drunk driver joke

David’s car is swerving all over the road so a police officer pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the officer, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyser test.”

“I can’t”, David responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the officer, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”

“Can’t do that either,” David responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the officer answers “then I will need a urine sample.”

“Sorry,” says David “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”

“Can’t do that either” responds David. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated officer. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

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