Tag: dad and I joke

Took my 84yr old Dad shopping & called into the pub for a pint, like you do. Sitting opposite was a teenager with green, blue & red hair. After putting up with my Dad staring at him for over half n hour, the teenager says, “What’s up old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eyelid my dad replies, “Fucked a peacock once!… Just wondered if you were my son?”