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Funny crotchless knickers jokes

A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a joyless sex life.She puts them on,together with a very short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband while he is watching the football,At the appropriate moment she crosses and uncrosses her legs….”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?” he asks,”Yes” she answers seductively,”Thank fuck for that,I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.”

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