Tag: crimbo jokes 2011

The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Christmas.

12 cans of carling,
11 DNA tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackrats,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 stolen rings,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing cunts,
and a wanker who parades them on TV……


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