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Convict breaks into a house

A convict breaks in to a house & ties up the husband & his wife.
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers to his wife “Satisfy him, or he’ll kill us. I saw the way he kissed u, just be strong, i love you!”
The wife replies “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear he’s gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who’s fuckin strong now!

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